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Chapter_1
501 Anchors Away
When you are Single and live in New York...there is no end to the ways to fill your days.: museums, parks, theaters, concert halls...nightclubs and countless restaurants.
But one of the most amazing things about living in a city like New York...is that any night of the week you can go to Paris.
Joy for Two for one.
Enjoy the show.
Thank you.
It was one of those perfect New York nights... That fucking Richard.
...Followed by a less than perfect New York day.
He left another ''I'm sorry'' message on my machine.
Like the ''I'm sorries''
are gonna make up for the fact...that I caught him eating another woman's pussy.
It's okay. Nothing has to change.
Just think of this as a big purse.
Miranda, your purse just spit up.
You'd think after three weeks of no returned calls, he'd get the message:
''Not okay to eat another woman's pussy.''
Samantha, Brady.
I'm pissed off, Charlotte.
What the hell am I supposed to say?
Call it ''sushi.'' Another woman's ''sushi.''
Fine. Richard ate another woman's sushi.
Fish and chips would have been such an un-fortunate order right now.
What did you do last night?
Went to a movie.
With who?
Myself.
On date night?
Are we still gonna have to call it ''date night'' in our 50s?
I'd think that everyone would be looking at me thinking, ''That poor, Pathetic girl.''
Like the way I'm looking at you right now?
What?
You don't go out alone?
On date night?
You're never alone in New York.
It's the perfect place to be single.
The city is your date.
You're dating the city?
For about 18 years.
It's getting serious. I think I'm in love.
Do not check your messages again.
I'm not.
I just wanted you to all hear his tone on my machine.
If you keep participating in this,you might as well call him.
I'm not participating.
This has got to stop.
Yes, it's tragic that you were in love and it didn't work out.
But you have got to emotionally cut him out of your life and move on.
And the sooner the better.
Everyone knows you only get two great loves in your life.
Everyone who? Where did you get that?
I read it in a magazine.
What magazine?
Convenient Theories For You Monthly?
What does that mean?
Last year, when you were married...you be-lieved a woman only got one great love.
And that phrase ''great love,'' what does it mean?
It means a love that changes you, that shakes you to your core...after which you're never the same.
Seriously, there is not an unlimited amount of love in the world. It's rare.
Way to take the edge off a club sandwich.
So far, I've only had one: Trey.
How many great loves have you had?
Zero.
Really?
What about Steve?
Steve's a friend, not a core shaker.
I'm done with great love.
I'm back to great lovers.
You?
I refuse to define love...in those limited terms.
I had to.
Come on, Carrie. Aidan and Big.
One, two. And according to you, I'm done.
No, it was a stupid article.
It was at the dentist.
It's too late for that now.
You said it. It's over for me.
''Here lies Carrie.
She had two loves, and lots of shoes.''
Fuck love.
I gave you ''sushi.'' I need ''fuck.''
After a light lunch, Miranda stopped to set down a heavy load.
You want me to carry him?
No, I'm fine. I just got to switch.
Ladies, seamen, 1 2:00.
I pray, when I turn around, there are sailors.
Because with her, you never know.
Wow! We have just spotted our first sailors.
Fleet Week has begun.
Fleet Week is that one week a year when the U.S. naval ships dock...and our fair city is made even fairer...with cute, sweet American sailors
Looking for fun.
I've been so distracted by Richard that I al-most forgot my favorite holiday.
Fleet Week isn't a holiday.
It should be.
Sort of the antidote to Valentine's Day.
This is just what I need.
I'm gonna ask them about the big party.
Hold on there, Pearl Harbor. Not interested.
Why? We always have fun when we go.
Me running through Times Square in heels, trying to find a cute sailor to kiss?
That ship has sailed. Pun intended.
We have to show them a good time. It's our patriotic duty as women of New York.
If you want to do your patriotic duty as a New York woman...you will come shopping with me right now...and throw some much needed money downtown.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I forgot the snugli.
Let's get you a cab home. There's one. Taxi!
it's okay.
Okay, so I'll call you later?
Overspend for me.
Okay.
Bye, Brady.
I'm okay. I got it.
Byebye.
I'll call you later.
Miranda suddenly found herself moving slowly away from her old life...and quickly into her new one.
Poor baby. Boy, pink thing.
Boy, look at that pink face.
Dear, let Magda help.
I'm good.
I've got it. You just keep doing the thing.
The mirror.
I'll get the nurse to put him down for a nap.
On floor?
Lina.
Is that my big boy?
Hi. What are you doing here?
I just came over to hang with Bboy.
Magda let me in.
Hey, champ. Want half a sandwich?
Where did you get a....Okay.
Steve, I can't have you ''hang'' right now.
I've got a schedule.
I've got to get Brady down for a nap now, or he won't sleep tonight.
Lina!
How's your nipples?
Excuse me?
Lina said sometimes they get sore.
Would you get Brady ready for his nap?
And please don't talk to Steve about my nip-ples. Thanks.
Don't blame her. I asked.
You just randomly asked about my nipples?
Yeah, I talk about your nipples to strangers all the time.
Bye.
The bum's rush? I came over to help.
I appreciate that, but I don't need help.
I've hired help...and we've got everything under control.
Okay, so Thanks for the eats.
Have a good evening, Mrs. MacDougal.
Charlotte realized she may have put Great Love Number One behind her...but his name was still in front of her.
Breakups: bad for the heart, good for the e-conomy.
It's the bad guy again.
And I'll keep calling till you agree to talk.
So Unless you want 20 messages every day, you'll meet me tonight for a drink.
I miss you. I'll be waiting, gorgeous.
Right sentiment...Sushi Samba....wrong restaurant.
Richard Wright? Thank you.
Hello, gorgeous.
in a wildly optimistic gesture, I ordered you a Dirty Martini.
Dirty Martini? Dirty bastard.
I've always wanted to do that, but I don't think I could pull it off.
How did it feel?
Fabulous. But I woke up this morning even angrier.
I need to hurt him more.
I can't even be around that man.
He's dangerous and toxic.
So, he's manthrax?
Arrogant prick.
I wonder what he was gonna say.
What Could he say?
That he loves me. That we belong together.
That he didn't mea