目录
Content
Chapter_1
Chapter_2
Chapter_3
Chapter_4
Chapter_5
Chapter_6
Chapter_7
Chapter_8
Chapter_9
Chapter_10
Chapter_11
Chapter_12
Chapter_13
Chapter_14
Chapter_15
Chapter_16
Chapter_17
Chapter_18
Chapter_19
Chapter_20
Chapter_21
Chapter_22
Chapter_23
Chapter_24
Chapter_25
Chapter_26
Chapter_27
Chapter_28
Chapter_29
Chapter_30
Chapter_31
Chapter_32
Chapter_33
Chapter_34
Chapter_35
Chapter_1
Episode 02.01 - Next
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Mary Alice Voiceover: Previously on Desperate Housewives-
Edie:You're awfully brave buying a place site unseen.
Mrs. Applewhite:We could tell from the advertisement it was just what we were looking for.
Mary Alice Voiceover:Sometimes...
Gabrielle: Who ever said you were the father?
John:Didn't you think it was strange that you have the only lawn on wisteria lane that needed to be mowed
three times a week?
Carlos:I am going to kill you!
Mary Alice Voiceover: ...the truth about our loved ones...
Tom:You asked peterson's wife to make sure he wouldn't promote me,so I quit. I'm gonna bea stay-at-home dad.
Lynette:We should... talk about this.
Tom:You're goin' back to work.
Mary Alice Voiceover:...can lead you into harm's way.
Rex:I think I'm having a heart attack.
Bree:You are gonna come through this operation just fine.
Bree:Hello?
Dr. Craig:Rex passed away about ten minutes ago.I'm so sorry.
Zach:Mr. Delfino took my dad away to kill him.Now I'm gonna kill Mr. Delfino.
End of Recap
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[Wisteria Lane -Nighttime]
(Ida Greenberg comes out her front door holding a paper bag with a bottle hidden inside.)
Mary Alice Voiceover:"It was an accepted fact among the residents of Wisteria Lane that Ida Greenberg liked her liquor."
(She looks around to see if anyone is looking then drinks from the bottle.)
Mary Alice Voiceover:"People had seen her drunk at sewing bees..."
(Bree sitting on a couch with various neighbors, Ida included. She hiccups.)
Mary Alice Voiceover:"...the Department of Motor Vehicles..."
(Lynette standing in line at the DMV. Ida is one person ahead of her. She hiccups.)
Mary Alice Voiceover:"...and the first Methodist church."
(Edie Britt is sitting in a church pew behind Ida, who burps.)
Mary Alice Voiceover:"Ida had tried to quit drinking many times, but she couldn't."
(Ida staggers down the street, holding the bottle. She looks up to the sky.)
Mary Alice Voiceover:"Then one night in a moment of despair, she challenged God to quench her never-ending thirst."
(Ida drinks from the bottle as Mike Delfino's truck comes around the corner.)
Mary Alice Voiceover:"Luckily for Ida, God was listening."
(Mike pulls his truck into his driveway. He gets out and opens the front door.)
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[Mike's House]
(Mike enters his house and sees Zach standing there, holding a gun. Susan is sitting at the kitchen table. Bongo, Mike's dog, begins whining, barking and growling. Zach slowly raises the gun at Mike.)
Mike: "Zach, listen to me."
(Zach pulls the hammer of the gun back. Susan leaps out of her chair and rushes toward Zach.)
Susan: "No!"
(Susan knocks Zach over and the gun goes flying. Mike pulls Zach off Susan and pushes him to the wall. Susan rolls away and picks up the gun. She points it toward where Zach is.)
Susan: "Not so tough now, are you?"
(Bongo continues barking. He runs at Susan and bites her pant leg. He pulls on her jeans.)
Susan: "Uh! Ow! Oh! Bongo, no! Bongo! Bongo! Oh!"
(Mike turns and sees Bongo biting Susan. He rushes toward Susan and lets Zach go.)
Mike: "Bongo, no!"
(Mike pulls Bongo off Susan. Susan falls into the chair and the gun she is holding goes off.)
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[Wisteria Lane - Nighttime]
(Ida is holding the bottle. The bullet hits the bottle Ida is holding and shatters. Ida stands there holding the broken bottle.)
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[Mike's House]
(In the confusion, Zach runs out of Mike's house and down the street.)
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[Wisteria Lane - Nighttime]
(Ida looks down at the broken bottle then up to the sky.)
Mary Alice Voiceover:"It was at that moment it occurred to Ida, God may work in mysterious ways, but he isn't particularly subtle."
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Opening Credits
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[Wisteria Lane-Daytime]
(Inside Mary Alice Young's house, a picture of hers sits on a table, with spiderwebs on it.)
Mary Alice Voiceover:"It had been a year since my death, and a lot had changed on Wisteria Lane. Children had learned new games."
(Outside young boys shout and play balls.)
Mary Alice Voiceover:"New neighbors had moved in."
(Mrs. Applegate and her son, Matthew, are in their front yard taking down the real estate signs.)
Mary Alice Voiceover:"Old houses had been rebuilt..."
(Edie Britt's house in construction looks almost completed. Edie is outside directing the workman.)
Edie: "I told you guys twice. Okay, Craig, what's going on? Let's see."
Mary Alice Voiceover:"And fresh tragedies had occurred. In one house, a widow was getting ready to tell her friends of her husband's passing."
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[Bree's House]
(Bree is sitting at the dining room table. In front of her is a small framed painting of her and Rex on their wedding day. Her hand rests patiently on the cordless phone, watching the clock which read 5 minutes to 9:00.)
Mary Alice Voiceover:"But until the time was right, she would wait. And life, as it tends to do, would go on."
(Bree continues to watch the seconds tick by on the clock.)
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[Hospital Room]
(Susan in lying in a hospital gown with cotton in her mouth and swollen lips.)
Susan: "I look like hell. I need a hairbrush."
(Julie approaches and lightly fluffs her mom's pillow.)
Julie: "Yeah, um, that's not gonna help."
(Mike and a police officer enter the room.)
Mike: "Susan, Officer Romslo is here for your statement."
(The officer looks at Susan's swollen lips.)
Officer Romslo Romslo: "Zach Young do that?"
Mike: "No. Uh, she fell. Bit her lip. It was an accident."
Officer Romslo: "Okay. So, uh, walk me through what happened."
Susan (m